Join Our Team! Go on a Date! Have Fun! Meet New People (Only
Millionaires)! Get Married!
By being a member of our team, you will have the opportunity to go on
dates with movers and shakers, the highest echelon, the rich and the
powerful, the best of the best. Because of our client's busy schedules they
do not have time to get out and meet women on their own. That is why they
turn to us to coordinate their dating/matchmaking arrangements. And that is
where you come in. Your chances of meeting these types of men on your
own are about 1 in 1,000,000. You probably have a better chance of
getting struck by lightning. Your chance of actually being able to date these
men are about 1 in 6,000,000. You probably have a better chance of
winning the lottery. By being a member of our service, not only will you be
able to meet and date these fabulous men; you may just become the very
lucky wife of one of them!
Your dates could entail scuba diving in the Seychelles, helicoptering out to
the Hamptons or accompanying him to a very special (super exclusive)
society event...or maybe he would like to wow you with his gourmet French
culinary skills and impressive library of 60's Italian classics. Anyway, you get
the picture. By joining our team, you will get to experience things that very
few people in this world have access to. This is a lifestyle, a way of life that
is so extraordinary. Instead of staying home reading about this in People
magazine or seeing it on Access Hollywood, you will actually be living it!
Wow!! Just imagine the possibilities and the fun you will have!!! And the fun
we will have living vicariously through you!!!
You will meet amazing men, have the time of your life, attend extraordinary
events and maybe even travel across the country...or the world!!! You will
feel (and be treated) just like a star!! And just maybe, on one of the dates
you go on...you and your date will strike the perfect match in which case
you just found yourself a great new relationship! With the least amount of
effort and time. The only investment you have to make is to be polite, kind,
friendly, natural and open and welcoming to new and extraordinary
situations! How can you beat that?
WHO WILL QUALIFY
We will consider all attractive ladies, but you must be at least 18 years of
age to be able to sign up with us. It is very important that you have good
manners, that you are naturally friendly and outgoing, that you like to have
fun, travel and experience the best life has to offer. And you absolutely
MUST really, really, really like and enjoy the company of the opposite sex!
But that should go without saying.
THIS IS NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE!
It is very important that you understand that this is NOT an escort service.
Some people have expressed skepticism when presented with the logistics
of our company. Our company is structured somewhat similarly to online
dating/matchmaking services that charge a monthly fee and you both get
to choose each other by reviewing photos/short profiles....long profiles in
some circumstances. But we take what they do and amp it up about
100,000,000 notches into the stratosphere and make it sooooo exclusive
and soooo hard to get in that the ones that aren't suitable for our company
HAVE to make up lies and rumors so that they can compensate for being
left out. So, there you have it in a nutshell. You will NOT be asked (or...
heavens forbid...told) to do anything of a sexual nature at all. If you are the
type of young lady that feels comfortable signing up with one of the giant
online dating services...then you should have the same confidence in
signing up with us. Actually, let's re-word that! You will have MORE
confidence signing up with us due to our stringent screening processes.
You are the screener with the other dating services...scary thought, huh?
Since we got that little thought out of the way, let's move on to a different
angle of this topic. We are a LEGITIMATE (and believe me, there are
legitimate services out there) dating and matchmaking company ONLY.
You are joining our company to allow us to introduce you to Mr. Right. Mr.
Right will not be paying you, nor will Millionaire Connoisseur's Club, to go
out on dates. There will be no exchange of money, period! We do not
promote sexual activity of any kind. If you work(ed) as an escort, we kindly
ask that you do not apply. Our clients are very special to us and we don't
want any of our young ladies hustling them and harming our reputation.
Please note that punishment for being caught hustling our clientele will be
swift and severe. We have a -0- tolerance level for this kind of behavior.
Our clientele is versed in our rules and will not be propositioning you either.
They are told to behave like gentlemen and we expect you to behave like
ladies. And please do not ever consider asking our clients for loans, cab
fare, milk money, mortgage down payments, rent money, mad money, auto
loan payments, donations for your personal charities, investing in your
company etc... If you do - you are out, out, out!
OUR CLIENTS
Our clients are the cream-of-the-crop. The best of the best. They cover the
spectrum of titles: Doctor, CEO, President, Sir, Your Honor; careers:
medical, business, sports, legal, political, entertainment; education;
ethnicity; country of origin; life experiences. Their minimum earning power
to be accepted into our club is a cool $1,000,000.00/year! These are not
wannabes or Joe Millionaires. This is the real thing!
Our clients are carefully and thoroughly screened. We perform background
checks on every client and meet with each and every one of them in person
and spend 2 complete days and evenings with them before we accept them
into the club. You can rest assured that the gentleman that you meet with
has passed our very high standards and that your safety and well-being is
our highest priority.
WHY US?
We are here to take the guess work out of finding a mate. What it all boils
down to is dating has become a hugely confusing mesh of passageways
filled with wrong turns and detours that nobody seems to have a map for
anymore. Dating used to be fairly easy, before the advent of modern
technology and modern life. We like to think of ourselves as your (and our
gentlemen clients) personal cartographer. We will draw you a direct (yet
fun, thrilling and memorable) route from point A (meeting and dating Mr.
Right) to point B (wedding bells). No more disappointments, disillusions or
disgust! Just pure and utter bliss. How are we able to do this? Well, that is
our little secret ingredient, which we can't reveal but you will just have to
trust us...it really works!
HOW MUCH?
Nothing! Nada! Zilch! A big fat zero! 100% free!
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